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jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel
Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy
by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017
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Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP
example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"
by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020
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Jet exhaust

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits
Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!
by Cockyrooster1135 April 5, 2019
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Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday
I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded
by Rogue Two June 6, 2023
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Turbo jet

Getting pegged while receiving a blow job from the same person
Dude, she asked me if I ever had a turbo jet before. Next thing I know she’s sucking, squeezing, banging, and blowing me!
by Billylotts May 19, 2023
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Jet Krail

This male is rather cute and happy. He can be a bitch but can easily be held back. Not to mention the fact he's a full sexual addict.
Jet Krail! The hell are you doing?

..hugging my teddy bear..
by Jet Kralie October 24, 2020
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Jet Bradway

defining the hottest woman alive, Jet Bradway also often refers to someone who produces Mac and Cheese in her pussy.
Man she’s so Jet Bradway
by DIVINEGORE July 12, 2023
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