Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020
Get the Jennifer Blowpezmug. by ghks1117 September 27, 2009
Get the Jennifer's Bodymug. A beautiful girl from Toronto that tends to attract everyone's attention. She has her choice of jobs, men, and a path in life.
Man, that girl has it going! Her boyfriend is hot, hung, and rich. and she's smart! She's a jennifer harrison
by dr sexy soo man March 4, 2011
Get the Jennifer Harrisonmug. bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
by Mike May 5, 2005
Get the Jennifer Wilbanksmug. Jennifer is a bitchy teacher who makes you stay ten minutes after class, always makes you late, Hates all. Do not be friends with a Jennifer. She had the worst smile, worst style, always smells, has the biggest fucking hydro flask in the entire world in the ugliest color (brown) and always separates you from your friends no matter what.
by Awful_mr.torti October 7, 2019
Get the Jennifermug. Jennifer is a annoying person with big boobs and big booty.She loves listening to music.Is very violently and is tall. Their race is most likely hispanic or white. Their always emo but their kind.But their very sensitive and beautiful,amazing,laughs a lot, and smiles a lot.
by lalalastool June 18, 2018
Get the Jennifermug. An outgoing person who likes to coupon but never likes to talk to people. EVER even on the phone.
She is also my mom.
She is also my mom.
by UGANDA TRIBE January 20, 2018
Get the Jennifermug.