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Jasper

To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.
He is being such a Jasper.
by MM132 January 30, 2024
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jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters
jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...
by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023
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jasper

guy1: do u know anyone called jasper
guy2: ye and he’s weird and gay
by yourmotherdearest July 18, 2022
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Mr. Jasper (Plum)

Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.
Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!
by Can Opener 86 October 1, 2021
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jasper

A small town that sick rides every chance they get. They are also scammers and they all broke dab. The females are ran through and share the same dudes. Grown men also talk to little kids. Everybody in that town shares eachother even if they’re in the same friend group. Whataburger line be way too long just for my food to be cold and incorrect. Oh don’t forget they also with something strange for a piece of change/shoes.
dave:have you been to jasper
devin:yea the some dick riding ass niggas
dave: on crip
by willy ray April 5, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is a gay dude who likes buff plant men. He likes to also stick sunflower seeds up his asshole.
Jasper is a queer
by Black and stinky November 5, 2023
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jasper

someone who's effortlessly cool
What a jasper fellow! They did a backflip so spontaneously!
I wish I was jasper.
by waffys May 26, 2025
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