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Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez
by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011
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Pancake-injunction

When your sticky sweaty nut sack sticks to the side of your inner thigh.
I got some serious Pancake-injunction sticky icky woo. Dont you hate when your sack sticks to you forehead. Excuse me, I need to peel this bitch off my leg.
by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011
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Yeast Infection

1. Someone who bitches out about something.
2. Someone who does something stupid
3. A friendly greeting.

Yeast Infection, Yeasty, Yeasted out
Mike is such a "yeast infection" today.
Mike you are SUCH a "YEAST INFECTION"!
Whats up yeasty.
by Karko December 13, 2003
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iddiction

to be addicted to a computer game or website and no matter how much you want to stop you cant.
these websites are usually created for people aged 13-18 but many younger people play on them
nat: u still playin habbo?
bex: yea.
nat: u should quit!
bex: the day u stop smokin is the day
i quit
by beccie August 24, 2005
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intuition

A person who very annoying on Team Speak. He speaks in a super- sonic extra high voice. And uses lame terms like "GG", "OMG", "HI2U", "What the fuck did you say to me", "Your Mother"
**Too damn annoying to be inacted, impersonated, or repeated**
by Brawler September 30, 2004
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phat beef injection

Tom gave Harry a phat beef injection
by TheMan March 8, 2004
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yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

also

when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery
hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.
by alx potham January 29, 2008
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