Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

by torrK August 19, 2008

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny

after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!

by snoclops June 13, 2012

Hop on Muck

Slang for gay sex with Lil Raz

Big Raz: Hey man want to hop on muck?
Lil Raz: No. Please no.

by Your are mom September 17, 2021

Mucked out

High on mushrooms

I ate a quad of shrooms last night, I was fucking mucked out bro

by Krahcsaz August 17, 2017

muck ring

After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.

I have to go wipe my muck ring .

by soup bone September 21, 2013

Muck sush

Aggressively eating puss.

Tom: "I really wish I had a bad bitch so I could muck sush right now."
"Sorry I'll call you back. I'm mucking sush."

by therealmills69 April 06, 2022