garage talk

man to man conversation, where a dad talks to his son in the garage, away from all the women, about real life, and what it means to be a man.

My dad and I had some man to man garage talk yesterday, to help me learn what it means to be a man.

by iron G June 18, 2023

garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

garage kid

Girls:
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.

+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear

+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile

+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps

+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy

+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair

+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad

boy: did you see that garage kid?
other boy: yeah she was intense.

by xxxxxmelissa January 06, 2007

shitalk garage

A bunch of kids with cars (tent to be mostly male) from nz that know nothing about cars but... think they know what their doing, tend to blame there tools.
When they screw up!

Shitalk garage/ Shitalkgarage means: Friend said “I’ll help you fix it your car”

This is a terrible idea by the way

by Shitalkgarage January 17, 2018

garage boxing

boxing in a garage or basement. An illegal, unsanctioned fight.

"Hey man. " Who won the garage boxing fight?" I don't know? The cops broke it up too quick!

by mcschaerski January 07, 2015

Person Garage

The place where you put all of your friends that you aren't very close with (i.e. the back of your phone/social media accounts). You don't talk or hangout with them very often, so they end up buried underneath all of your other social media conversations.

*person sends you unfunny meme for the 20th time*

You: someone's going in my person garage.

by yeppbrep July 14, 2021

Garage Moment

(v) an act of genuine stupidity or degeneracy typically followed by a double down

"I'm gonna do a garage moment."

by KianKTheFirst February 19, 2025