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Anyone who thinks that something impossible could happen
You're an idiot if you think you're going to survive a jump from a plane without a parachute
Idiot by west2019 June 19, 2014
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A person who can't do a single thing always needs you to give them work or food they smell like garbage and they are retarded .
lady:Your kid is special

mother of kid:NO my kid is a moronic idiot who just poops eats it and smiles when hes done

lady:WTF!
What kind of idiot would look up that in the dictionary
Idiot by Hello7743 July 30, 2016
Half of the people on this thing. People who keep the awesome words/phrases out of UD and the absolutely stupid and PATHETIC ones in it. These people are usually dumb.

verb: being an idiot

plural: idiots

noun
Once apon a time, there was an idiot who thought he was cool. But little did he know that he was an idiot and he sucked, so he backed down. The End
idiot by No One Shall Know. January 24, 2014
A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.
Boy: Ghaa.
Woman: Must be goin' through your idiot stage, eh?
idiot by DeathByFloyd August 14, 2005