Idiot

Over half of the people in the universe.

Person: I'm going to McDonalds to get a salad!

Me: You are an idiot.

by Ish_Kapish August 4, 2014

Idiot

Somebody who thinks that posting a serious definition on UrbanDictionary makes them seem smart yet open minded.

Barry:Hey did you see that definition i posted on Arthilogical Impurities. I must have seemed like hot shit on that huh?

Mary:Sure........idiot.

by LOLoud September 29, 2007

idiotism

1. A saying only an idiot, n00b, or fake hacker would use.

1. "OMG your mom!" No one uses this anymore...

by Magnus February 28, 2005

Idiot

Someone who shouts "Sand Niggers" at the Dahjarma (Turkish Police) whilst in Turkey.

Wilson was nearly shot by the sand niggers for being a idiot ;)

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

idiot

1. Stupid
2. George W. Bush

Oh my God, Bush the idiot is still the US president!

by Robin_Hood_1212 November 1, 2006

Idiot

Someone who needs to see a mentalist.

Youu Idiot..!

by Magik October 25, 2003

idiot

"id-ee-ut" noun- a person who lacks sense, uneducated, ignorant, foolish

Having fallen completely for the media and Hollywood hype, the idiot voted for "Hope and Change".

by foghornleghorn June 27, 2012