The biggest, meanest guy ever born... Well, made. Since there are so many f**king perverts, I figured I'
d make a sensible statment: "Hulk no like Calvin Klien... HULK SMASH TINY MAN!!!!" See how sensible that was? Anyway, the hulk is a big green
dude who talks like a mentally-impared two-year-old, likes to smash stuff and gets REALLY pissed off.
The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's
human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal
human, he was exposed to a Gamma
Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the
bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.
Guy
one: "
Dude, do you feel that rumbling?"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"
*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy
one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"