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Red Hulk 

To "Red Hulk" Is to cry like a little bitch long enough that your face gets red and puffy, and every one laughs at you for being a massive "puss-puss and you cry even harder, like a little bitch.
In some cases, it happens to teens, 13 and up.
Happens to Prisoners the first time they go to/Gets raped at Jail.
Has a Long lasting effect when Pale skinned.
Example One
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see Michael?
Guy 2: Why, What happened?
Guy 1: He's crying like a bitch!
Guy 2: Should we help him?
Guy 1: FUCK DAT SHIT! let's laugh at him!
Guy 2: 'Aight
Example Two
Guy 1: Did you see that fine ass on the new prisoner?
Guy 2: Yeaaah, He's going to Red Hulk when i get ahold of his ass
Red Hulk by Mr360Kicks February 7, 2014
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incredible hulk 

v. While having sex, you choke your partner until his/her face turns green.
'Hey I heard your girl was in the hospital for oxygen deprivation, dude.'

"Yeah, I keep telling her, but shes way too into incredible hulking every night."
incredible hulk by synaesthesia86 January 29, 2009

Incredible Hulk 

When sex gets so intense, you get muscle cramps and spasms.
Last night i went incredible hulk on this bitch! Im still sore!
Incredible Hulk by SlipperyD November 14, 2013

German Hulk Chest Bath 

The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.
Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.
German Hulk Chest Bath by Den-E April 26, 2010
its when your fuckin a girl and your about to cum and you say hulk smash and you plow her hard
dude i was fuckin this girl and i did the hulk to her she still cant walk
the hulk by doom308 December 24, 2010
The biggest, meanest guy ever born... Well, made. Since there are so many f**king perverts, I figured I'd make a sensible statment: "Hulk no like Calvin Klien... HULK SMASH TINY MAN!!!!" See how sensible that was? Anyway, the hulk is a big green dude who talks like a mentally-impared two-year-old, likes to smash stuff and gets REALLY pissed off.

The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal human, he was exposed to a Gamma Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.
Guy one: "Dude, do you feel that rumbling?"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"

*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"
The Hulk by My name is Bob... February 24, 2010