The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.
by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022
Get the horse cockmug. A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011
Get the Horse Cockerymug. by CUTSMAN January 18, 2005
Get the HORSE the bandmug. A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
by Lightning Princess March 21, 2004
Get the Jesus Horsemug. A girl who wears t-shirts with horses on them and tapered denim pants, has really long hair in which they braid and fasten with a scrunchie in the back of their head, will "gallop" on the track during gym class, is only friends with other girls who like horses and will look down on you because you are not a horse.
The woman I worked for used to be a horse girl, she had an entire wall full of just pictures of her with her horse and always talked about the weekends she would spend riding them.
by Fishtail_Braid2 January 8, 2011
Get the Horse girlmug. Another word for steroid abuse. This term originates from UFC Heavyweight Alistair Overeem's declaration that he "doesn't take steroids;" he "eats horse meat." This statement was in the midst of many allegations of illegal steroid abuse by the fighter after he went from a lanky kick boxer to a lean 265 lb "Demolition Man."
by Saltus October 11, 2012
Get the Horse Meatmug. Fred Sanford: If you come over I'll fix us up some horse divers and we'll drink ripple.
Aunt Esther: Fuck off, sucka.
Aunt Esther: Fuck off, sucka.
by drahodo January 4, 2009
Get the horse diversmug.