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Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.
Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!
by Eastm8 June 29, 2023
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Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021
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Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.
Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.
by Ryudomo August 30, 2010
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Buffalo haircut

When a women cuts all of her hair off and is therefor bald
Brittany spears could not rock that Buffalo Haircut
by JackTheWordExplainer April 5, 2015
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Devil's Haircut

Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,

Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.
by somesillymechanic October 12, 2022
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Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay
by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020
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