Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material
by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013
An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.
by Emogenome February 16, 2019
by SingingFighter February 01, 2012
A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston February 10, 2012
The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
by jcooler April 05, 2012
A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.
Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.
by LadyByron68 February 27, 2013
Every April 5th citizens of Fairmont BC wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. The day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. The morning is spent looking up into the crisp April air wondering what happened. Showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.
Are you going shopping today?
No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.
Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag
No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.
Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag
by Skidouche November 28, 2010