Hearing tom

To listen through walls to private conversations

Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Hearing stars

The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music

Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?

Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?

Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?

Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!

Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!

Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.

Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.

Person 26: word’ cum!

by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024

Do you hear yourself talk

A comeback used in response to someone who is extremely, mind-numbingly stupid.

Dumbass: "Skibidi Toilet is funny and awesome"

Smart guy: "Bro do you hear yourself talk"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

What I want to hear about

Really? Cool! That's great fat bald Matt!

Hym "Because what I want to hear about is that school shooting in Texas where the kids 'developed a rare form of schizophrenia.' That's what I would like to hear about. I didn't get a chance to read the news article because I was at the job where I am being recorded and harassed by both managers and coworkers. Because that is what I want to hear about. I want to hear about your kids dying in terror from the exact same thing you're doing to me. That's what I want to hear about! It's my favorite genre! So, I want to know... What of that do you think fat bald Matt? Is the solution to try to punish me for saying I would do the thing that kid did? Or did you think you would not have to intervene there? Do you think you should not have to? Cus I feel like I did MY part. I've dome my fair share of the work. If the world improved it's not going to be because of anything you got going on over there. I want to hear about that psychiatrist. Who diagnosed that kid with schizophrenia? What did that kid say to that therapist? Where is THAT news article?"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025