gurt

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.
by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024
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gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous
This bird is gurting to get the huzz
by eth4n April 13, 2025
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gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo
Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023
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Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023
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gurt

derived from yogurt
meme was created in 2025 cause it sounds like someone is saying "yo" to someone named "gurt"

gurt lwk so tuff

we r gurting it ALL summer 🌹

gurt: sybau
me: family
fam: thanks gng
gng: i didnt say nun
i: indeed
indeed: yogurt
gurt: yo
by cmiiygl._ June 2, 2025
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Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.
friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
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Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
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