gurt

some mf who always finds a way to get involved in new slang

"ts so kevin bro"
"gurt: yo"

by fentmaxxer56565656 May 3, 2025

Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.

Omg gurt you are so funny

by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

gurt

Verb. When you're doing something very smart but also very dangerous.

Person 1: See that dog riding the bike over there? That's incredible!
Person 2: That dog is gurting.

by RoomWithAView56 April 17, 2025

Gurting

When you do something that is very smart but also very dangerous

Joe is gurting to get the huzz

by Velocity16785 April 12, 2025

Gurt

Hurts so good! Like When you get a deep tissue massage and it hurts but feels so good at the same time. It gurts!!!

It gurts when I get a massage, particularly after a good workout.

by LollyColly August 14, 2017

Gurt

When you do something that's smart, but it's also very dangerous

Jacob: "bro Ben got caught cheating on the math test"
Josh: "bro why was he gurting on the test!"

by yedolf yitler April 11, 2025