GUMPING

When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!

by DD917 September 15, 2022

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Gump

A hearty kick/smack/whack.

"Give that door a gump"

by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022

Forest Gump

Taking a shit (dump)

Man I need a forest gump
I've just been for a forest gump

by chiken-lover June 4, 2022

Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022