One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Papua New Guinea

A country in Oceania where you get beaten to death by some group of ooga booga

I got beat to death in Papua New Guinea

by A really big weirdo July 30, 2022

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just got Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.

Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025