One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion
by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.
by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was
by Ikeisafatretard September 11, 2021

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
