glandular fluid

clear substance that excrites from a womens body during intercourse or masturbation good for lubrication on the male penis

becky yesterday my boyfriend was such a good fuck that i squirted my glandular fluid all over his floor

by Allan Wilson June 15, 2006

Garnsey

To know one is to love one. Garnsey's are awesome.
They know everyone and everyone knows them.

Oh you know Garnsey.
Garns GarnzoGonzo

by mgarnz August 6, 2011

fogiggly glands

the special places that, when poked, make you go "heeheehee"
also the glands that make you laugh
usually located on the sides, under the arms

"aaaahhhaahahahahahaahahaha!! my fogiggly glands!!1~!"

by james taylor stretch November 9, 2006

penile gland

A gland located in the penis. Simulating this gland can cause erection as well as eruption

Peter rubbed my penile gland until I sprayed that shit all over his face

by someone February 6, 2003

bartholin gland

This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.

Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

garnoogleflatzs

A comical code word for a woman's breast. Usually said loud enough so that the woman might turn back to look at the guys in confusion over what they were talking about. This in turn allows the guys another brief look at the womans breast.

Dude! Did you see the garnoogleflatzs on that one?!

by boobieluver July 19, 2011

Glancy

A jovial character who always happens to be smiling. Always getting up to mischief.

A Glancy always has to know what's going on, Glancy's cannot and will not handle being left out the loop. They will go to great measures to find out what the deal is.

A Glancy is also a mad lazy slob.

George:"Who was that on the phone?"
Martin: "Don't be such a glancy"

Stella: I think I'm just going to sit here and do nothing today"
Jayne: "you are such a glancy!"

by ILCG April 25, 2012