Get your shit together

A scared phrase for anyone doubting themselves in life. Unique because of the three "t" sounds uttered in it's use. t for the cross, and three for the holy

Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.
"I've spent my life dicking around on the internet, no GF, no job, dropped out of college. get your shit together or God will throw you in the trash."
by Zroogz March 11, 2019
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go get your wallet

A really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom - go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers
"go get your wallet" = sex on the horizon = if your not involved get the FUCK out of dodge
by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004
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Get your pussy ready

What a guy sometimes says to a woman when he tells her he's going to fuck her.
You better get your pussy ready because its getting a fucking tonight.
by Judge dredd7 November 18, 2011
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1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
by Miss JRD July 28, 2012
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getting your cattle call on.

Calling out to harass an over weight person.

using demeaning or inappropriate terms.
using crude and offensive language
Often performed for and audience or self amusement.
The act is verbal and not a physical behavior.
The conduct constituting harassment is not always sexual in nature.
"Is it still winter or is your fat ass blocking out the sun?"

The opposite of "cat call"
getting your cattle call on.
Oh hell, are you getting you cattle call on again?!?
by intuitionx2 August 13, 2010
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get your weight up

1. What every skinny bitch needs to do.

2. What every guy needs to do to his waffle breakfast sandwich game.
1. Skinny bitch- "you wanna hang out sometime?"
Guy- "Get your weight up and we'll see"

2. Alex 1- "how many waffle breakfast sandwiches did you get?"
Alex 2- "just 1"
Alex 1- "get your weight up"
by Kuhnski January 24, 2012
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Get your end off

1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
by Jaywant March 02, 2008
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