fucktard

One who is extremely retarded.

"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV!"

"Fucktard."

by Vinic March 31, 2003

fucktard

fucking retard
popularized by the boys at redvsblue.com

you shot church you team killing fucktard! (Tucker yelling at Caboose)
you cockbiting fucktards! (Tex yelling at reds after they damaged her speech unit)

by ff8 July 10, 2004

fucktard

A absolute fucking retard.

Dude, your friend is a total fucktard.

by danwade December 3, 2007

fucktard

One who is a fuck worse than a normal tard.

Steven Hawking just stole my parking spot, what a fucktard!

by Sven June 30, 2003

fucktard

a complete idiot usually associated with being so stupid they cant even figure out whats going on.

"He's so stupid he cant even spell cat."
"What a FUCKTARD!"

by reaper13 February 21, 2009

fucktard

Any person you think is a idiot.

I am a fucktard

by Bigname littlejohnson April 24, 2009

fucktarded

Used to describe somebody who has been fucked recently and is now retarded, obsessed, infatuated and/or stalking because of it.

"Did you see that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, we did it, and now she's fucktarded over me."

"Why hasn't Josh been hanging out?"
"Oh, he got laid, and now he is fucktarded over some bitch from Seattle."

by windigo77 June 12, 2009