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rat fishing

The art of fishing for rats with normal fishing tackle. This is typically done in an Urban setting where the fisherman has a greater chance of snagging a rat. The fisherman typically has a better chance of catching a rat when he is on higher ground, a balcony is a good place. Typical bait would include anything from you garbage can but onl bologna and chicken prove to be the best.
"Hey Tim!! Lets go Rat Fishing tonight!!"
by Shadvick September 22, 2008
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Nigger Fishing

When you are fishing and happen to be getting bites. Could be in a large pond,river bank or lake. Other people may be using different baits and you either happen to have thrown your line in the right spot or you posses a better bait. You start to get bites on your line and or begin to catch fish. Then, behind your back, or unbenounced to you the other fishermen begin to lower there eye brows and eyes begin to dart back and forth low grumbling may insue. They may even glance @ each other with the snarled upper lip but when you look @ them they quickly smile and remark "hey good one pal". But under there breath they say "SONOFABITCH or lucky fucker" as you begin to catch more fish.With a grin on there face you may hear the old "watcha usin buddy". Then you inconspicuously look with head held straight, from side to side and you notice that they are moving closer towards your spot. Setting up the nigger fish. Before you know it some guy throws his line right in your exact same spot. "Sorry about that" "oh thats ok". If this ever happens to you this is called nigger fishing.
"Hey mother fucker go get your own spot I was here first fuckin nigger fishing on me".
by jack the knife August 4, 2006
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fishing trip

Involving one guy and two girls or three guys, either way. Anyway, it is when a guy lays down naked and one of the three sits on his face. The other sits on the man's cock. The two members on top start bouncing on the man, causing extreme pleasure for the one on the cock, and then doing a rowing formation with their arms as if rowing a canoe .
"Yea man, me and the asian twins totally did the fishing trip last night. It was awesome!"
by Zheng Xiao February 13, 2009
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Asian Fishing

The act of making yourself appear asian, either using makeup or other face-changing mediums. Often mistaken for normal winged eyeliner or dolly makeup, both of which leave the average non-asian looking the same.

Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.
"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"
by madfitsluv July 3, 2021
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bass fishing

A classic sega game, where the chart mutton boys try to catch some fish before farmer Eric finds them in his fields. " is that a goalpost". As well as great game play it also has some of the best catchphrases ever heard such as
"average size good job" and republic credits no good here sucka"
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Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!
person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!
by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008
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Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.
Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.
by Seb13 February 26, 2009
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