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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Sub apps

The catchphrase used by a small indian guy who is obsessed with supplementary applications.
"Yo ah-alie!, yo sub apps sub apps."
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W app

Braindead anonymous poll app that tricks you to think someone likes you, but in reality you are just one sad sack of shit.
Retard 1: Yo have you tried W app?
Retard 2: Yeah, a girl in 12th grade thinks I'm hot
Retard 1: Wait, isn't she 4 years older than you
Retard 2: Yeah fuck it why not
by me stupid not is July 10, 2023
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aglet app

the greatest game ever made. Absolutely dominated by sweats that don't stop running.

For a walking game, a lot of these players need to get outside and touch grass.
E.g

person 1: yo you play aglet app?
person 2: yeah I camp marketplace
person 1: touch grass
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amino app

The ultimate child of Facebook and Tumblr. The place, where you can share your interests of yaoi, Elmo, and ice cream tacos.

*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*

And remember friendships take time and effort .>.
I heard, that Beyonce loved the amino app. (uwu )
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fuckass app

fuckass app 🥀
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app woman

The app woman who showed up at my place looked just like her profile picture in her "personal services" ad. I was so excited.
by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019
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