Flesh Cave

Noun: An extremely loose-lipped vagina

"My dick was practically lost in her flesh cave."

by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009

Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.

Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning

by Markus Grey April 4, 2010

public fleshlight

A place where a man can go and enjoy some nice pootang in public. Generally out in the open.

Troy: dude I used the public fleshlight at the beach yesterday. Now I feel awesome!
Sam: Me too!!! fleshlight

by EnchantedOrangeSoda November 11, 2015

Flesher

An individual who does not spell their name like most others, rather, has the word for skin in it, making a verb. Flesher may mean several things: 1.One who fleshes things by taking the skin off of them. 2.A butcher. 3.A person who uses their 'flesh/meat' for outstanding sex. Or 4.A person who kicks someone's ass. See also flesh.

1. "See that there inbred? He done be a Flesher. He skins people alive and done eat em he does."
2. The Flesher's market is on the corner of Main and 3rd.
3. "That girl's gonna be so excited when she finds out I'm a Flesher. She'll invite me to her place for sure!"
4. "I wouldn't mess with that guy. He's a Flesher."

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

fleshlight

An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.

It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.

who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?

by lockboy March 31, 2008

flesh tube

Flesh tube, are women who are viewed as short-term girlfriends or one-night stands by the man, and their attraction is sexual, rather than partnership or romance.

Kevin: I saw you with that girl at the blootydome bar on Friday night.
Bruce: Yeah, she's my flesh tube for June. Quality too.
Kevin: Awooga!

by DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin June 11, 2006

sex in the flesh

a term used to describe how 'sexy' or 'gorgeous' somebody is.

"OMG! That boy is sex in the flesh. He is so damn fine," Lindsay exclaimed.

by emx3syouu January 4, 2008