Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Failure

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is failure

by Goo goo dolls October 4, 2020

failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud

your a failure you know that

by asian dad21 February 23, 2025

failure

misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions

person 1: mispelibg

person 2: what?
person 1: fjck
person 2: you’re a failure

by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck

Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy

by Rawrmar August 8, 2024

failure

WingsOfRedemption

Chat ban anyone who calls me a failure, real talk

by Cedric Cyrus June 30, 2021

failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 28, 2022