ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

ETHAN

Approaching someone with speed, followed by invasion of personal space and repeated pocking motions.

He did an „Ethan”

by lil boi 68 November 29, 2018

Ethan

Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go

Person 1: omg i couldn't stop laughing at Ethan's joke!!

Person 2: ikr! He's so funny

by wolfgirl12329 January 21, 2019

Ethan

He’s an okay guy. Can be gay af. Xoxo

Wow Ethan is being gay af right now

by Ethan’s bff September 12, 2018

Ethan

He is literally the best thing that will ever happen to u. Sometimes it might seem like he doesn't like u and he tries to act all tough but he's actually a rlly soft boi. He's great as a friend and a boyfriend. But whatever he is to u make sure that u never let him go👍😊

Person 1: I'm so mad at ethan right now, I can't stand him
Person 2: Don't worry he's just trynna act tough.
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Person 1: Ethan is literally going all out for valentine's day.
Person 2: at least be happy you even have a boyfriend😣

by janeybaney1 June 29, 2019

EThan

Ethan is a guy that likes to bum his friends by following them everywhere. Ethan is also normally gay and very stupid and hel lives with his abusive nam

Ethan is gay

by Big dick kisser November 7, 2019