Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard February 23, 2018

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.

by CaramelBanan January 02, 2021

erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.

Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing

by Allister November 12, 2007

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 09, 2006