ivory enema

the act of being of penetrated in the anus by a bull during a bullfight or rodeo.

Guy 1: Shit my ass is gonna hurt for months after that ivory enema earlier.

Guy 2: Yea dude, I told you to always face the bull.

by HuffDaddy61 December 31, 2011

holy ghost enema

Something that is used to awaken a otherwise dead church. To fill one with the spirit of god.

We brought in this guest preacher and he gave the congregation a holy ghost enema.

by Smitty. J February 17, 2006

Mexican Enema

When, after drinking a significant amount of liquid -e.g. coffee or beer- over the course of a few hours, you anally penetrate a female's asshole with your erect penis and proceed to urinate until your bladder has been emptied.

If the amount of urine expelled into the female's colon is any less than one standard pint, the act is then referred to as a Mexican Leak.

Guy 1: "My wife is a fat whore who won't stop eating cheese. She's constipated for the 5th time this month, that disgusting bitch."

Guy 2: "Just buy her some Mexican food and it ought to clear her right out. Better yet, just give her a Mexican enema."

by Holy Nigger January 27, 2009

golden enema

With gays, relieving the bladder during anal intercourse.

Since Tyrone drank so much beer and liked bareback anal intercourse, he was great with a golden enema.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Pubic enemies

1. slang for the STD, crabs.

2. A title for a porno based on the 2009 movie, Public Enemies.

Example 1
guy 1: " I think I got some wicked pubic enemies after sleeping with Chamile"
guy 2: " I didn't know she had crabs?"

Example 2
" I just downloaded Pubic Enemies- should be good"

by mrconquistador July 11, 2009

concrete enema

The art of closing Urban Dictionary and forgetting to have searched up "concrete enema"

Guy 1: "Richard and i searched concrete enema yesterday, while stoned"
Guy 2: "what does it say?"
Guy 1: "what does what say?"
Guy 2: "what?"

by MogorTheOgre January 7, 2017

jello enema

A strange sexual act, when a female gets gassy by drinking a large amount of seltzer water, and then has jello injected in her ass, by means of "turkey baster" and then jumps up and down to cause the gas bubbles to come out her butt, causing a jello fart, which is exploded into a partners mouth.

Hey sally, remember that time i farted jello in your mouth, you dont... well, thats called a jello enemy you dumb whore

by Nerpo November 22, 2004