A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010
Get the Emergency Handshakemug. by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024
Get the Emergency goon kitmug. by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024
Get the jort emergencymug. "Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"
"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."
"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."
by Rusty Shackleford VIII August 20, 2011
Get the Emergency Sexitmug. A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.
Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook
by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022
Get the emergency response guidebookmug. what you text your bff when either
a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic
a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic
bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie
by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021
Get the emergencymug. Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy
by lilbananahoe November 8, 2020
Get the Emergency room workersmug.