The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

Sex elevator

A lift which you can stop wit a switch to fuck in.

Look that lift has a stop switch, you can have sex in it it is the perfect sex elevator

by Justin443 January 1, 2022

Dick Elevator

The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now

Chad: Hey dude what u up to today bro
Dillon: Not much just being Brodies dick elevator, u?

by Imala Snow January 7, 2022

mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator

My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky

by FreddyM July 11, 2022

Chinese elevator

An elevator left in poor conditions that it looks or/is about to break down

“Man! I’m not going in that thing it looks like a Chinese elevator.”

by Yofatstepdaddy July 28, 2022

snapchat elevator

The elevator Snapchat filter.

Baby Pirate Isabella (eyepatch): Recording myself in the snapchatty snapchat elevator!!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 30, 2022

snapchat elevator

The elevator Snapchat filter.

Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (lisping) Recording myself in the snapchatty snapchat elevator!!

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022