ducey

poppin a ducey- to take a dump

yo dawg, imma go pop a ducey still.

by meegan camilo paul October 29, 2007

what tha duce

WHAT DA FUCK!!!...mainly used by stewie from "family guy"

JOSEPH:brah, that cat is cute!

NANDO: WHAT THA DUCE!!!

by !!NeRD!! June 20, 2006

PUMP A DUCE

Pumping a duce, is known as cranking out a fat oversized roll of steaming shit with maximum force.

Dude ill be in the can for an hour i have to pump a duce.

by cdawg98822 January 29, 2007

ducked out

Getting so completely fucked up at work that you can't function or do anything correctly at all.

Dude 1: I'm so ducked out right now.
Dude 2: Yeah I can tell you trying to pee in a pot and heat it up in the oven.

by Savage J October 26, 2007

duped

When a guy tells a woman he was molested so he can get her to consent in analsex. If this behavior continues the predator is know as a "pooper duper".

Baby.. when i was younger my uncle fucked me in the ass. After a few more beers, do you want to have butt sex? (says the duper) Thoughts from the dupee after dirty butt sex: I think I just got duped!

by Dupee April 22, 2006

Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

rusty duce

The first crap taken after anal sex which causes bleeding. Possibly due to the iron content of human blood.

I think I drank too much last night. This morning my butt hurts and I dropped a rusty duce.

by Akbar Shabazz Jenkins August 21, 2008