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Elf Defense

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.
Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.
by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014
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Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.
"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."
by YungRightClick October 20, 2018
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Self-Defense Rush

One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.
Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush
by 723724764294801 October 28, 2021
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Tower Defense Simulator

The game on roblox mostly known for its incredible speed in updating! Also known as Tower Delay Simulator
by Sasuke4k February 24, 2022
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Tower Defense

Tower defense (TD) is a subgenre of strategy games where the goal is to defend a player's territories or possessions by obstructing the enemy attackers or by stopping enemies from reaching the exits, usually achieved by placing defensive structures on or along their path of attack.
by my.y.y.y August 21, 2022
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Max Dresens

Can bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the main piece to wayland's 2021 freshman teams 10-0 season. yes you heard that right, undefeated
Boy, the Max Dresens sure is an athletic specimen. He's going D1 for sure!
by anonymous November 21, 2022
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Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.
by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010
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