Double Mean

When someone is rude and/or mean to someone else, not once, but twice in a row.

Alex- Your artwork sucks. And your cookies are as bad as a man period.

Tessa- YOU'RE DOUBLE MEAN!

by Catbasket November 7, 2010

Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in

I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.

by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008

Double-click Misfire

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).

“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

double gopher

When you bang two people in the same day/night

"I just fucked Emily"
"Dude what about Rachel"

"I fucked her today too haha"

"No way, you double gophered! Nice Man"

by Steve36 February 25, 2014

Double Sip

Very similar to a double take, a double sip occurs when one sips a beverage, but does not full acquire the taste, thus forcing said person to take a second sip to experience the flavor.

Example : When Stefan had his first beer, he did a double sip then spat it out.

by D-Double D's February 23, 2010

double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.

Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.

by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

by harlequinxx July 30, 2010