1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
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Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
by Trjx May 12, 2014
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No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.
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Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
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Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
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