Dookie

Duke Fan. Spoiled, stuck-up, obnoxious, college student, that usually comes from New Jersey/Northeast Region.

The Terps sure did shut those fucking Dookies up in the ACC Tourney last weekend!

That Dookie would feltch Coach K if he had the chance.

Bet that ass hole is a Dookie.

by Bdog March 19, 2004

Dookienaise

the sticky residue left behind when you white your buttocks poorly. Thinks ass mayo.

Also the residue that can occur if swamp ass is not dealt with in a timely manner. (see def of Swamp Ass)

Man I had swamp ass all day and now my butt crack is filled with dookienaise.

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

dookie pie

poop

that was a huge dookie pie he left on maria's face!

by taylaarrr October 24, 2008

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012