Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.
She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
by Foster Thomas March 03, 2012
when your preforming anal sex and you pull your dick out to see a gapping asshole. You then spit in it and then suck your spit out as the asshole is tighten up.
by lil marc October 24, 2009
THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.
by Dabien Toe April 26, 2017
by Bantie April 16, 2020
During anal sex from behind, the male double fish hooks the females mouth with both of his pointer fingers. During this process the male is also singing out loud to the female Downeaster Alexa by the artist known as billy joel.
by Thomas LaSala April 15, 2008
Someone who messes up your chances with a girl by portraying you as untrustworthy, dishonest, a womanizer, or otherwise undesirable.
by webstedge March 16, 2009
by MadamRose May 27, 2019