Grab a dick day

A day where you can walk up to a lad and grab his glizzy

Hey Jon did you hear it’s grab a dick day? -Micheal
No! I hope Sarah grabs mine though - Jon

by DaddyLongLegs412 October 23, 2020

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Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

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A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 09, 2024

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May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

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On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 03, 2024

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be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 28, 2021

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Tell a bih dis dick when they say who what when or where

Me:Whatsaname was talkin about uu.
Them:who
me: dis dick

National dis dick day

by lelediorr October 10, 2021

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