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Weapon Of Lone Destruction

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.
by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.
“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”
by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022
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weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects
That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!
by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019
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Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.
"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"
by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008
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Mandingo destruction

This can be only be performed by a person big penis it is where u stretch your hips around while fucking a female and grind in her till she overstimulates and squirts everywhere
“Girl I can’t walk”

“Why not”

“He hit me wit tht Mandingo destruction
by I bewilin April 2, 2023
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