deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Deez nuts

The thing that hangs on below you for dear life lol

Bruh can't believe I lost deez nuts

by Jffhushrgofiofo February 1, 2022

Deez nuts

Clyde

Man, deez nuts are so small.

by anonymous October 11, 2022

deez nuts

The best joke you could make

"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"

by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021

Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

Deez nuts

A fruit consisting an edible shell and a kernel

Hey, what’s in this chocolate?

Deez nuts

by Eueueueueueeueueueu January 26, 2023