David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
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David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
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He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
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