Discord ban

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house

me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

Discord Puppy

A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.

Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!

by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022

discord ai

if someone says they are female on discord they are definitely a government spy ai made to destroy every thing. WARNING DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1

person 1: this chick is funny
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing

by unfunny kolo January 2, 2021

Loudest on discord

Willy | Hus#5555 is the loudest on discord he is gods in pack list however he should be mythic and even above that

Willy | Hus Loudest on discord

by Northhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 17, 2021

Discord Executive

Weird people who mod people all day and act like they are the king.

Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.

by Akki1001 May 6, 2021

Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

discord riceball

Discord Riceball is a rare species that feeds of of hamsters. This species is usually obssesed with power and should not be taken lightly. If you ever encounter this species scream "-hemstaro" and run. It might distract the monster and give you a safe route out of there.

Oh shit, it's a discord riceball!
RUN FAM... RUN!

by Anonoyonmy January 10, 2017