cube king

A cube King is a GQ man who is working in cubical office community, or in a significantly vast office environment but his office space is insignificantly in the middle of the room. Everyone knows him from around the water cooler...for his metrosexism...his being suave...debonair...an over achiever for his enviroment...

The cube King couldn’t wait to get out of cubical hell for the week end.

yeah... the cube King got bonuses and won the company trip again.

by jagged charlotte March 28, 2008

Cube Looting

Verb - The act of going into the cube of a co-worker who has permanently left and taking any items you want before it is cleaned out.

"I heard Jane was let go; I'm cube looting her stuff."

by It is not stealing! January 17, 2008

cheeky cubes

a very gorgeous man, with a cheeky smile, a big willy, a very nice toyota celica, perfects hands and an extremely sexy body.

i'm so hot for cheeky cubes right now

by missuskitten April 20, 2011

geo cube

The annoying cube you had to farm daily, and refuses to accept capped resin.

human1: how many times did you fight the geo cube??
human2:46.

by kaghrui January 7, 2022

cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.

Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.

by chiguy61 December 17, 2010

cube fabulous

Cube Fabulous is the Greatest, Funniest Show Online!
Sarcastic and witty, the hosts make over cubicles, and in doing so.. change people's lives. Totally mocks the reality TV makeover shows.
"Changing Lives, One Cube at a Time"

Best Cube Fabulous episodes: Beach Bum, Snow Bunny, Cowgirl, 90210

by AndiSmalls January 1, 2009

cube rebel

Someone who is has no other choices to work in a corporate, bureaucratic office, and more often than not, sits in some variation of numerous cubicle desks in the office, floor, building. This person fights for individuality daily, resists the automaton culture, in minute ways in their 8 x 8 cubicle space. Small acts of rebellion could include: cubicle art/pictures, wearing outrageous nail polish/underwear/or no underwear at all under your corporate attire, faking "busyness" and "work", etc. Despite these daily rebellious acts, their spirit dies everyday that they remain....

1. Mary comes in everyday for his 9-5, but hates it, it isn't for him--he is such a cube rebel.

2. I'm much too creative for this office job and expectation (and pressure) to I should fit into this bureaucratic corporate culture! I'm surrounded by sheep and lemmings!

by shelleyrey October 19, 2012