cry stick

A positive prego test.

I handed my boyfriend my cry stick and sure enough tears came a rollen' down his mug.

by Ruthless Run, Trip and Fall September 14, 2010

Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.

I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night

by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

WingsOfRedemption Cry

When someone has a WingsOfRedemption Cry it sounds like a puppy whine.

Richard: "HUAE! *dog whimpers*"

Jake: Dude, you sound like such a bitch!
Alex: Bro, how?
Jake: You got that WingsOfRedemption Cry, man! Sounding like a puppy!

by BanMeForPepsi April 10, 2023

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

Crying in Chunkaneheheese

To cry in chinkaneheheese is the act of crying in a manner most chanki

This word is a verb

It originated in the tudor courts, around 1563, when queen Elizibeth I cried

I tried to talk to Daniel, but before any words could come out, the tears started. I was crying in chunkaneheheese

by Johann Sebastian Snuff June 6, 2019