international creampie day

Lose that condom and prepare to be with that special someone since April 23rd is international creampie day

Her: Hey, do you know what April 23rd is?
Him: Um no I dont
Her: April 23rd is International Creampie Day!
Him: Awesome! (takes pants off)

by LilTicTac March 22, 2024

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

Chocolate Creampie

When a man ejaculates into a partners anal cavity while the partner has diarrhea, so when the semen and liquid poop mix together and leaks out it forms the Chocolate Creampie.

My girlfriend wanted to anal, but she didn’t tell me she ate taco bell earlier so I ended up giving her a Chocolate Creampie.

by SoupCat69 October 24, 2023

creampie

it's a fucking pie with cream on it you horny fuckers.

man, grandmas creampies taste really good

by hello1234567891011 March 29, 2022

Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

National Creampie Day

On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day

Tiffany: what do you mean

Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

Reverse Creampie

When a woman carrying semen inside her vagina from a recent creampie has intercourse with another men and his penis gets covered in that semen.

I ain't having an orgie with my homies. I hate to get reverse creampied by the hoe who fucked my brother.

by GreekYoghurt69 April 5, 2023