CALGARY

An expensive city in the Praries. The women are superficial and think that you owe them the world. In general people are unfriendly and self centered. The transit system sucks, it's expensive and never on time. Driving sucks because the roads are in terrible condition and the genius city planners shut down multiple main routes for construction at the same time. There is nothing to do really, when you do venture to the outdoors they crowd people into small recreation areas or if you go to provincial or national parks the good trails are busy. I wouldn't reccomend moving to this dump. You will acquire debt and find it hard to escape.

Calgary, expensive, too busy, unfriendly people, a trap.

by No_bull_shit April 3, 2012

.50 caliber

A highly powerful caliber of bullet used in big boy rifles,anti aircraft guns, machine guns ,and few hand guns like the IMI Desert Eagle. It can pierce through body armor and lightly armored vehicles.

My Desert Eagle .50 cal will cut through that skimpy kevlar.

by redwaller March 6, 2004

Cali-o

Marijuana born and raised in the state of California. The best dank you can get your hands on.

Tourist: Yo look at this!! I just got some BC and Amsterdam bud!!

California Local: Haha good one. Sorry bro but I have a date with some cali-o tonight.

by fertileturtle August 5, 2009

Cali

An entirely inappropriate reference to the State of California. No one who lives here refers to the State by this name. It seems to be gaining popularity from ignorami. Using it relegates one to being an oblivious outsider. Don't use it.

We're going to go visit Aunt Mable in Cali.

by California, SoCal, NorCal October 30, 2017

calgary

Concrete city located 51°03' latitude and 114°05' longitude in Alberta, Canada.

The city is a giant network of poorly planned and poorly maintained road systems, causing mass congestion in a city with only 900,000 people. It sports a bare minimum 'tram' system which does not even reach the airport, and is often littered with homeless people who can ride the trains for free in downtown.

The homeless dominate the north-eastern downtown core, and even have their own purpose built hotel, with rates starting at $0 per night. The homeless population can be seen killing each other outside the Cecil Hotel.

Older suburbs are beginning to show their age and are the shanty towns of Calgary. Lack of city investment is aiding their rapid demise, and fueling the local criminal population.

Pedestrians and cars both get the green light at the same time. It's called population control.

by Madtroll June 3, 2004

Cali Swag

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.

Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!

by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011

Cali

California grown high-grade Marijuana.

Arguably the best cannabis grown in the world due to ideal climate and geography, as well as "master growers" who can grow organically outdoors or hydroponically indoors legally under the states medical marijuana laws. Many of the hippy growers have had this hobby passed down to different generations.

Cali buds should have a name to the strain to be labeled legit. (Purple Erkle, OG Kush, Blue Dream, Trainwreck, Pineapple Express, Purple Kush, L.A. Confidential, Sour Diesel, Mr. Nice Guy, Headband, Afghan Goo to name a few) More American Marijuana is produced in California than any other state, yet is not always readily available in other states.

"I don't know what yall smokin, but this Cali"

"I'm in love with them Cali drugs, light that Cali bud."

"cali on deck"

by Dc26 February 9, 2012