taco-burrito conversation

A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.

A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!

by Durvin June 6, 2009

breakfast burrito

One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.

Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.

by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004

Queef Burrito

A Queef Burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.

A tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.

The young womans gas problem caused her to expel a Queef Burrito half way across the room.

by booboo boomerang June 15, 2011

Dirty Burrito

The Dirty Burrito is were u either go to your local mexican restaurant and ask for a pancake roll or go to your local supermarket and buy some. Then invite a girl back to your place that you know has been baking a shit in her ass for days (make sure she has eaten a lot of fibre for a bigger shit, thats if your hungry as fuck). Then ask her politely if she wouldnt mind a bit of anal before she needs the toilet. When she says yes and your analing her wait till your about the cum and vigorously punch her stomach then jizz straight into her ass and as soon as you have pulled your cock out place the pancake on a plate and position it below her ass. She will begin shitting the jizz covered shit onto the pancake. When she is finished wrap efficiently and enjoy the delectable Burrito but don't forget ladies first and offer nicely.

Dude I had the most delicious Dirty Burrito last night she hadn't shit in 3 weeks and i think she was a vegetarian cause the Corn was amazing, but man it was fucking nutty and most of it was runny but it gave it extra flavour but i only had a little bit. I offered it to her and and she devoured the whole thing the slut!

by Burrito1089 September 9, 2010

Gas station burrito

When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.

Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.

by erichansensmom May 21, 2016

Brazilian Burrito

Upon reaching the point of ejaculation, a man pulls out and immediately shits inside a womans vagina. After shitting, he then ejaculates on the shit. The combination of shit and jizz inside a womans vagina looks like a burrito filled with beef and sour cream. The man is allowed to add any other toppings he desires.

Woman - "baby im hungry"
Man - "I can make you a Brazilian Burrito if you'd like"

by eskeeets August 17, 2010

burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.

Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)

by PhiloSophie December 15, 2008