Wow did you see Brittany Eanes last night? She was eating some cheese and was looking rather spherical.
by Vladdydaddy589 November 23, 2021
Get the Brittany Eanesmug. To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.
by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021
Get the Brittany Drunkmug. I girl who likes to drop bins of Tomatoes. They are her favorite fruit. Nobody likes Tomatoes quite like Brittany! But only after they have been dropped on the floor. Preferably in Subway restaurants. ;)
"Brittany dropped the whole bin of Tomatoes on the floor!"
"Brittany cried because she dropped the whole bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
"I laughed when Brittany dropped the bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
"Brittany cried because she dropped the whole bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
"I laughed when Brittany dropped the bin of Tomatoes on the floor."
by FujoshiDez October 7, 2018
Get the Brittanymug. Brittany's are one of a kind. They are quick witted and little titted. Brittany loves learning and does her best to be a better person than she was the day before. She's a lover not a fighter but if need be she will kick ass for the ones she loves. She goes out of her way to help people and to let them know they aren't alone in this big world. Brittany will act completely ridiculous as fuck just to make someone laugh and will go to the end of the universe to find a way to make someone laugh or even just smile when they are sad because that's one thing Brittany knows too well im this world is sadness. She lives to make people happy and her kids know that they will always have their mommy no matter what or who trys to rip them apart. Her kids never have to worry about making their mommy upset or mad because she will always love them jo matter what and will always be understanding. As far as lovers go watch out because Brittany loves so hard it may be overwhelming. She loves michael so much that she would do anything she had to to show him.
Brittany is so kewl
by Quick witted and little titted August 14, 2021
Get the Brittanymug. Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
Get the Brittany Blastermug. by rjignworivwoirbvw September 16, 2017
Get the brittany salinasmug. A Brittany is someone who feels no need to work hard even though she is getting paid well for an entry level job. She feels no need to give customers a fair product or service for the high prices they are forced to pay, because she feels entitled to be getting paid just to focus on her looks on a phone app or her friends on Insta or Snapchat. "To hell with people who worked their ass off and deserve a fair product or service", is their attitude. The world must cater to me because I am a spoiled little girl or boy in my early twenties often, with inch long false lashes and thick makeup. He or she feel like, "hell my parents spoiled me, so why wont you?!" A "Jakey " (nick name for Jake,) is the male version of a Brittany. A Jakey feels no need to try to learn the products or services he is supposed to be helping his customer with. He often says, "Um, I don't really know,.. I just started, (even after a month,) and doesn't even bother to ask you if you'd like him to go get someone who can answer your product related question for you. "He's just too lazy and self absorbed to think that the high cost his company is making you pay for the service, means that you actually deserve anything of value in return. To a Brittany or a Jakey, they will do anything to avoid responsibility for being fair with you, and even resort to whining that you're just a karen" if you just want a reasonably fair product or service for all that money you are forced to spend everywhere you go.
Omg, Mark, that chick was such a Brittany!.. She just told me to check back another day to see if they still had the sweater that was advertised, instead of getting out of her seat to ask her supervisor or look it up online just to make an honorable effort. When I asked if she could please "maybe check with someone just to be sure", she rolled her eyes, put her phone down, and mumbled to her twenty something coworker "what a karen." Wow, even though I worked three times as hard for a third of the wage that she gets at that age, I guess it's too much to ask for a quality product or service for that crazy high price we are being charged. Where is the respect for our fellow human beings anymore?
by Iamb4me June 2, 2022
Get the Brittanymug.