Breeze

An inhalant made by the atmosphere less hip folks call air. I literally just made this up for you Toni. Some people get real slutty when they breathe.

I was a good nun till Satan hit me with that breeze. Immediately after hitting dat breeze my animal instincts kicked and I started breading.

by YungCook March 11, 2022

Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025

tahitian breeze

When you blow into a women's vagina, the smell that comes back out is a tahitian breeze.

Did you smell that? That was not a fart but a tahitian breeze.

by Sickscoot November 9, 2019

LATIN BREEZE

A FART THAT DERIVES FROM EATING ANY MEXICAN OR SPANISH DISH

MAN THAT TACO GAVE ME THE WORST LATIN BREEZE EVER!

by CAPTIN NUM NUTZ December 19, 2010

Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.

“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”

by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.

I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.

Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out

by Weth Sire May 28, 2022