Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

bretchface

When someone proceeds to stab someone with a blunt object until it us stuck in its head

I kept on doing it until his ass was bretchface

by Michaelrosen January 29, 2017

brechje

Its a name doe beautiful and insecure girls. The problem with them is that they are really beatiful but don't know it

Don't be so insecure and beautiful
Don't be so Brechje

by Laila leaf June 17, 2017

Beecho

Way to return a object

Beecho my car please

by billebo November 18, 2017

brench

for a girl to sit on a guy while meeting (snog, make-out or french kiss) facing each other and for
the boy to have his hands in her pants

"will you brench my friend" a guy would ask a girl

by de courcey 6785 May 2, 2018

brechler

The definition of a booty licker

Brechler is a booty licker

by Jdbtodirbr May 19, 2018

bruechert

Dumbest girl in the BSU, a girl who eats bagels in an extended MGPTS, a girl with a messy bun.

Wow, shes a real Bruechert!

by Atkinson32 August 7, 2018