break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

Shake Break

To maneuver life opportunities, situations, and circumstances to achieve maximum optimal results

I gotta get out here and Shake Break to make something happen

by Shake Break March 2, 2020

Breaking Dawn

Quite possibly the worst book in history:

Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.

This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.

After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<

by Hates the World February 24, 2009

Break Edge

When someone who has committed themselves to the intention of not drugging, screwing, boozing, or what-have-you (someone who may identify as straight-edge) falls off the wagon.

I wonder if she will break edge when her girlfriend leaves her because there' nothing else to do but drink in this town.

by Asexy Loverboi January 8, 2009

Spring Break

The tease whore little sister of summer vacation.

Man, Spring Break is such a tease.

by Jackie Chan's barber June 9, 2011

Breaking Dawn

Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages

Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.

by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008

March Break

What the U.S. calls 'Spring Break' Canadians call 'March Break'. March Break/Spring Break is a North American school holiday break during the first full week in March. Canadians also say Spring Break, but March Break is far more common. Americans rarely use 'March Break'.

Are you going anywhere for March Break?

by PeteGinis April 3, 2006